I have come
across a few decent guys, who have said some really inappropriate and awkward
things and we live in a very progressive society and dating across the colour
boundary is something we see a lot of. Having said that however there are something’s
that none- black guys should NEVER under ANY circumstance say to black girls
this excludes Asian men because they can do no wrong in my eyes. Let me go right
ahead and spill all about the dumbest pick up lines and random awkward stuff
I’ve heard from the ‘other’ guys ( this post was inspired by a very cute but awkward
guy I met yesterday, and babe I didn’t fall for his lame line.. ok just had to
clarify in case he sees this post )
So, as I
was saying I met this guy yesterday and this is what he said ‘I know your
hair is fake, but the impression I have of you is real’ (uuhhm this is wrong on
so MANY levels, yes I am well aware of the fact that I bought my hair and he
didn’t need to point that out. There are something’s white men should not say
to black ladies and this is just one of them, but he killed me with this it was too
funny. I saw the humour)
“I’m here
for the summer….could you give me the ‘African’ experience?” (Ok sooooo, like I
kinda knew this dude was not talking about me taking him to the Lion Park
or holding his hand while we stare into the sunset at an elephant farm. So
that’s what these men call it today….the ‘African’ experience. He should hang
his head in shame)
“I can see
my unborn children in your beautiful eyes” ( Now firstly I have very dark eyes,
if they were an exotic colour maybe I would have blushed for him. Secondly why
are they ‘his’ unborn kid’s selfish twit!!!? I will be carrying them the least
he could’ve said is ‘our’unborn kids. And lastly….I was wearing sunglasses
*sigh*)
“I would leave
the gang if I had a girl like you” * He was coloured…..enough said*
“ Wow, doctors here do a much better Angelina Jolie lip, mind if I take
a pic to take back home?” ( Uuhhm yeah
take a pic because I really felt the need to inject even MORE fat into my body
by making my lips bigger * insert sarcasm* It kind of made sense when he said
he was studying to become a cosmetic surgeon, but we really are tired of the
lip and butt remarks. Surprise us with something new)
“Toronto or Tahiti” (OMG I love Tahiti
that’s were my Asian hubby [assuming I find one] and I are going to retire. Gosh
this guy almost had me swooning the only reason I maintained composure is
because my dad was standing a few feet away, gee talk about mood kill dad!!!!! Ok
so it sounds lame now that I’m typing it out because now I’m thinking gee
Thando he could’ve been asking where I’m from or which is the better place
between the two. Whatever. I choose to believe he was hitting on me ok? Oh so
what made this a no no is the father thing…do not hit on a black girl with her
dad in the same room. You might just find yourself coughing up cows instead of
the bill for the coffee you were asking her out to.
So there it
is, moments that have made me laugh, shake my head, and feel squeamish. If I can
impart any wisdom here to the none-black guys its this….The black girl
stereotypes need to stop we are just normal women [ there is on such thing
women are crazy LOL ] so please enough of this African experience stuff and
there is a 99.9% chance that her lips and booty are real so please don’t ask
her.
No comments:
Post a Comment