The celeb marraiges we ALL knew wouldn't last

 

Ok, let's deal with this 'big elephant' in the room first shall we? I know i talk a lot, really i do but when it comes to this particular item words truly fail me. the best way i can put this is simply ' HAHAHAHAH '

I will start off by saying that if the guy that was down on one knee proposing to me went by the name ' K-Fed' I would run for the hills, because that is so much easier than just saying no. Our favourite gal from the Mickey Mouse Club Ms Spears was once upon a time dubbed to be the world's biggest pop star. She found her dream guy in Kevin Federline ( i wanted to put some of his accomplishments in as well, but even Google failed to find anything) in any case to cut this sad story short he left her with kids, half of everything she had, zero dignity, no hair and a bill from the mental hospital. Till this day, black men everywhere look up to K-Fed.

This one is simple, the only reason Christina had a divorce is because Britney had one. This girl can't stand being outdone by Britney.

Getting married to a DJ is bad enough, getting married to a DJ from Durban however is just asking for it. These two had a huge wedding, it was on TV and all over the press. Fast forward two weeks....he is in the clubs asking girls for their numbers *sigh*

Aaaaah! our favourite bad boy!! The ladies love Hershy and Hershy loves the ladies, he almost had me believing i could be his leading lady when he tweeted me, gosh he made me feel so special....My apologies. I digress, as i was saying Hershy is one of those wild boys that will NEVER be tamed. Aaaw did i tell u about the time he tweeted me???? and how i couldn't stop smiling? and how special i felt??

Aaaaaw these two were such a gorgeous couple. I was really rooting for them even though i knew it probably wouldn't last. They looked amazing together, he was the handsome dark haired dream guy and she was the stunning ditsy blonde. Sheesh thinking about this still makes me sad.

While writing this i realised that all the money in the world can't buy or guarantee true love and a perfect wedding does not translate into a healthy marraige.